Holiday Shipping

How We're Shipping

All domestic orders from Thursday Dec. 12th until Friday Dec. 20th will ship via UPS.

UPS have cut-off dates for guaranteed delivery before Dec. 25 for UPS Ground, UPS 2nd Day Air and UPS Next Day Air.

Friday Dec. 13th 2019 - 3PM Pacific Time

Last day for UPS Ground USA delivery on Tuesday Dec. 24th.

All orders placed after 3PM require upgrade to UPS 3 Day Select ($15) for USA delivery before Christmas.

Thursday Dec. 19th 2019 - 3PM Pacific Time

Last day for UPS 3 Day Select USA delivery on Tuesday Dec. 24th.

All orders after 3PM will need to be upgraded to UPS 2nd Day Air ($20) for delivery before Christmas.

Friday Dec. 20th 2019 - 3PM Pacific Time

Last day for UPS 2nd Day Air USA delivery on Tuesday Dec. 24th.

All orders after 3PM will need to be upgraded to UPS Next Day Air ($30) for delivery before Christmas.

Monday Dec. 23rd 2019 - 12PM Pacific Time

Last day for UPS Next Day Air USA delivery on Tuesday Dec. 24th.

All orders after 12PM will need to be upgraded to SR-71 Blackbird Shipping ($50,000) for delivery before Christmas.

Terms and conditions:

All dates and services are based on UPS estimates. Please see complete details here.

We are not responsible for any delays once your package is in the hands of UPS, but we will haunt them like the ghosts of Christmas past if they engage in complete buffoonery in the manner of the United States Postal Service. 

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